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bohemea:

The one guy I would blow based on who he is is Ewan McGregor. There is this one guy out there. I gotta say that I have no gay inclinations except for I met this fucking dude in person, I was working on some award show and there he’s standing right there and I was like, Fuck! Like I was just blown away, like Jesus Christ he’s fucking beautiful! And he looked at me and he was like, “Hello,” and I was like, I fucking shivered! Like I started shivering like Fuck! Fucking gorgeous! And like a week later I was like staring off into space somewhere and I realized, Fuck! I was just daydreaming about Ewan McGregor! Like seriously, I’m not gay in any other way except for I want to fuck that guy right in the face. I totally want to fuck his face. I want to fuck the shit out of his face. I want him to fuck me. I do! I want him to fuck me.

- Louis C.K. on Ewan McGregor in his comedy special Louis C.K.: Shameless